velindre

velindre
1. (Velindre) (710↑, 8↓)
Synonym for corruption and nepotism

Question: Where can someone who is totally unqualified get a job as general manager? Answer: Velindre

2. (Velindre) (705↑, 8↓)
The only place in the world where someone with a pass degree (i.e. too thick for third class honours) and who takes over ten years to get a masters degree (it usually takes only one year) can [blag] a job as a principal scientist.

Gearge [dubya] Bush can always get a job as Professor of Linguistics at Velindre when he retires.

Author: Huw Gotterby-Kidding http://velindre.urbanup.com/1414292
3. (Velindre) (705↑, 13↓)
Velindre is a thoroughly [British] institution that continues to make a significant contribution to reducing welfare dependence - by employing just about any [loser]. [Ronald Reagan] (or any other [dumb ass] for that matter) could have been a Velindre [honcho], even if he had to take the [Alzheimer’s Express] to work.

[Kev]: [Oi]\! [Brainiac]\! [Gis] a job at Velindre. [Boss]: You look a bit [shakey] to me, and not in a good way. [Kev]: [You what?] [Boss]: [I like your style], you can have my job. [Kev]: [Sweet].

Related: boss, gis, kev, oi
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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